JWoww Engaged

You know what would make me even happier?  If she got pregnant too.  I love this woman.  I really do.

Via Oh No They Didn’t:

The Jersey Shore star - real name Jennifer Farley - and long-term boyfriend Roger Mathews are reportedly planning to tie the knot.However, they are waiting to advance with the nuptials as executives on Jersey Shore spin-off show Snooki & JWoww want the proposal to be captured on screen.“[Farley] has been engaged [to Mathews] for a while,” a source told the New York Daily News."Producers are making her save it for filming."

I want to see these two on their own show.  Or you know what I would really watch?  Her, Snooki, and their fiancés all living together.  THAT.WOULD.BE.AWESOME.

Gossip Jack: Why Because It Feels So Good?

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This is just sad.  I can’t believe there’s that many celebrities out there that you don’t see with their children, that you can actually make a list.  Bossip

Ok, so yes, I am soo excited about seeing Snooki’s baby, and he’s just as cute as I thought.  Celebitchy

This guy must have like the Superman of penises, because there really is no reason why John Mayer keeps getting the women he gets.  Yeeeah

Jersey Shore Baby

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Ok guys, I know everyone was waiting to find out, so here goes, Snooki had her baby!!!!! I know breaking news right?

Gossip Jack: Why Because It Feels So Good?

This is just disgusting.  I’m mad there are enough of them to make a list.  Bossip

I hope there is no 3 way kiss.  This is not the early 2000s.  Celebrity Smack Blog 

I love this girl.  She’s so freaking adorable, and I bet her son is just as adorable.  Celebslam 

Snooki on Being Pregnant

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Can I just say I love this girl, like I truly, truly love her, and JWoww