Lindsay Lohan is Truly Batshit Crazy

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So remember when that rich guy did the smart thing and invited Lindsay Lohan to his party and didn’t hide all of his valuables?  And then remember how Lindsay was such an awesome guest and invited a bunch of extra people and some of those extra people stole some stuff?  Yeah, well according to Lindsay, she didn’t help anybody steal any of the hosts stuff.  Instead she hid it so other “burglars” wouldn’t steal it.  Oh and yeah, the Black Guy did it.  Makes complete sense right?

Via TMZ:

We broke the story ... Lindsay is now officially a suspect in the theft, which occurred at the lavish home of Sam Magid, a good friend of LiLo's.
Magid told cops Monday ... he was in touch with 2 of Lindsay's friends -- one of whom is Andrew Knight -- and they said the night of the theft Lindsay had handed them a bag with 2 or 3 pieces of the stolen items wrapped in her t-shirt. The 2 men returned the items to Magid. Other items were still missing.Magid also said he was in touch with Lindsay, who told him she had hidden some of the other items around the house because she was afraid they would be stolen by burglars. We're told Magid told cops Lindsay confessed she was on Ambien at the time she hid the jewelry and was hazy about exactly what happened.Now Lindsay claims Knight is the real culprit, something Knight strongly denies. And apparently cops buy his story, because Lindsay is the target of the investigation.

Oh ok.  Right, now everything makes complete sense.  And by complete sense I mean Lindsay Lohan is a crack headed, prostitute, who likes to steal peoples stuff and blame the black guy.  Remember she blamed the black guy for the coke in her pants, and the black guy for the high speed car chase.  Can we please just lock this bitch up with Kim Kardashian and throw away the key?